I’m a prehistoric man. My best friend‘s name is Barney and my wife’s name is Wilma. Barney‘s wife’s name is Betty. Barney is on Tinder. I have a dog called Dino, he ate my Brontosaurus burger, so I kicked him out last night, he slept on the doormat! I enjoy playing tenpin bowling, with rocks. My mail was delivered this morning by a pterodactyl.
Life is yabadabadoo! Oh, please don’t tell Wilma I’m here